Posted on 04 November 2008 by jakilevy
Babeland spreads good vibes on Election Day
There’s tons of free stuff this election day!
In addition to the Free Coffee at Starbucks, Free Ice Cream at Ben & Jerry’s, Free Donuts at Krispy-Kreme, and Free Sandwiches at Chick-Fil-A, Babeland is giving away free sex toys.
[via the official Babeland site]
Babeland Rewards Voters with a Silver Bullet or a Maverick
If the Maverick rhetoric in the presidential campaigns is doing anything, we hope it’s motivating everyone to get out and vote. Which is why we’re giving away a real Maverick, absolutely FREE to all voters. All men, not just Joe Six Pack, love the Maverick sleeve($20 value) by Vibratex. He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.Wait, it gets better. We’ve got one more enticement. A free Silver Bullet ($15 value), because that’s what our country needs right now, a magical solution to difficult problems. Babeland’s most popular compact mini-vibe feels fantastic and is a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!
Bring a voter registration card, ballot stub or your word of honor that you cast a ballot on November 4th and we’ll give you either a free Maverick sleeve or a Silver Bullet. This offer is good at any Babeland location in New York and Seattle November 4-11, while supplies last.
In New York City
Babeland Brooklyn, 462 Bergen Street
Babeland LES, 94 Rivington Street
Babeland SoHo, 43 Mercer Street
In Seattle
Babeland Seattle, 707 E. Pike St
November 4th, 2008 at 11:37 am
The free dildos (“dildi”?) should only be given away if Obama wins because otherwise we’re all fucked anyway.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:43 am
You may be right – perhaps Babeland should wait to see who ends up getting screwed, or if one party ends up screwing themselves . . .